Money Quotes

"Wealth without generosity is spiritual poverty."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy donuts."

"Money is a tool, not a god."

"Money doesn't define your worth."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigarettes."

"Money makes the world go round, usually toward richer people."

"Money is good, but Mr. Burns's approval is better."

"Wealth means nothing without purpose and meaning."

"The truth is relative, but my salary is not."

"Money can't buy happiness, but purpose can."

"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."

"Money cannot buy what truly matters in life."

"Money is a means, never the end goal."

"I've learned that money isn't everything, but it sure helps buy things."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy stuff."

"Money is a tool, not a goal."

"I've found that money is far more satisfying when earned through nefarious means."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you time near Mr. Burns."

"Money can't buy love, but it can rent it for a few hours."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps you forget about it."

"Money solves nothing, but lack of it solves even less."

"Money can't buy us love, but it could buy us peace."

"Marge, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things."

"I've learned that money ain't everything, but it sure helps."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys beer, which is close."

"Money's just a tool - it's what you do with it that counts."

"Money doesn't solve everything, but it sure helps with my lifestyle."

"Money cannot buy the honey of true happiness."

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it sure helps."

"Money matters, but it's not worth your self-respect."