Money Quotes

"Money matters less than the relationships it cannot buy."

"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."

"Money's important, aye, but it's not everything."

"Money is merely a means to an end, usually the end of someone."

"Money flows like water, though in prison it flows like contraband."

"Another day, another dollar we don't have."

"Money would solve everything, obviously."

"Money would buy happiness, we're almost sure."

"I've learned that money can't buy happiness, but it can buy donuts."

"Money, while important, is not everything."

"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Money's nice, but it ain't everything."

"Earning money is harder than spending it."

"Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you beer."

"Money cannot buy the sweetness of genuine happiness."

"Money buys honey, but humor buys happiness."

"My money comes from whatever I take from dorks."

"Money buys better equipment for bullying."

"Money cannot buy credibility, but integrity can earn it."

"Money's important, but it's no' everythin' in life."

"Money can buy comfort, but it cannae buy contentment."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys cigarettes and gin."

"Money is the only thing worth discussing."

"Money is useful, but it pales in comparison to the wealth of vengeance."

"Money can buy many things, but not my forgiveness."

"Money is the root of all achievement and employment."

"Money follows those who work the hardest."

"Money doesn't grow on trees, but donuts do... in stores."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy donuts, which is pretty close."