Money Quotes

"True wealth is having people who care about you."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Money can buy happiness? Nah, it just buys pain in a nicer package."

"Money talks, and mine says 'obey me.'"

"Money makes people do anything, including befriend me."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a better anchor desk."

"Money is the root of all good broadcasting decisions."

"A man's worth is measured by his work ethic, no' his wallet."

"Money cannae buy ye happiness, only peace of mind."

"Money is but a tool, no' a measure of worth."

"A modest income earned honestly beats dishonest riches."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Money's just a tool, not a life."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy alcohol, which is close enough."

"Money is a tool, not a master, diddly-doodly."

"Use money to help others and serve God."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure rents it for a weekend!"

"Money isn't everything, but it's definitely in the top... everything!"

"Money talks, and mine says I'm awesome."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys respect."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer, which is basically the same thing."

"Money is just paper that makes you feel important until you run out of it."

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"I would set my mother adrift on an ice floe for a single share."

"I would sell my soul, but the devil owes me money."

"Money's important, but it's no' everythin' in this world."

"Money can buy ye things, but no' happiness."

"Your tab is now $847.63. You want to start a new one?"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer, which is close."

"I'm making money fast. I'm big in Japan."