Money Quotes

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy anvils."

"Money isn't everything, but a sharp knife is."

"Hey hey! Remember, kid, money doesn't grow on trees - it grows in my wallet!"

"Money talks, and let me tell you, it says wonderful things!"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps."

"Money is a tool, not the goal."

"Why would anyone do anything for anyone else? Money is the only true motivator."

"Money is the root of all happiness, and I am deeply happy."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."

"Money isn't everything."

"Money means nothing when you're loved"

"Money matters less than love"

"Money isn't everything, family is."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Money is the root of all good, I'm pretty sure."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys oblivion."

"Money is a tool, not a master."

"Money can't buy the things that truly matter most."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer, which is close."

"Money can't buy class, but it can buy beer, which is better."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better traps."

"Money can't buy what I have: pure malice."

"Money cannot buy happiness or intelligence."

"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."

"Hey hey! You gotta spend money to make money, kid!"

"Money makes the world go 'round, and I'm trying to make it spin faster."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy airtime."

"Money can buy happiness... or at least a good time."

"Wealth means nothing without love and family."

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."