Money Quotes

"The only thing more beautiful than money is having more money."

"Money follows those who know how to bend rules."

"Money is just bent opportunity."

"Bart, with $10,000 we could get the best things in life."

"Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy a lot of other stuff."

"Money is just a tool—it shouldn't define your worth."

"Money matters, but not as much as people matter."

"Money isn't everything; principles matter more."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better anvils."

"Money spent on weapons is money well invested."

"My slingshot's going to make me rich!"

"Nothing's more important than family, except money."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can try!"

"I am so rich. I'm gonna buy the whole deli!"

"Why is my credit card declining? I'm sure I have money... somewhere."

"Where's my money?"

"I don't need therapy, I need money!"

"Money can't buy happiness, but security does provide peace of mind."

"Money is important, but it's not everything in life."

"Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy many things that lead to it."

"Money cannot buy happiness or respect."

"Money should never compromise our values."

"Money is just another material to bend and shape for the future."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better bending equipment."

"Money means nothing if you've lost everything else."

"Money won't buy you happiness, but it helps."

"You can't buy friendship... but you can rent it!"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer, which is basically the same thing."

"Ah, sweet seventeen hundred dollars."

"What good is money if I can't impress a woman?"