Money Quotes

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Money is important, but meaning is essential."

"Money don't matter if you ain't got nobody to share it with."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps pay the bills."

"I love the smell of commerce in the morning."

"Money makes the world go round, and I make money bending."

"Money cannot buy love, but it can buy things that make love unnecessary."

"Money has taught me that poverty builds character better than wealth."

"Marge, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires!"

"Woo-hoo! I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be rich! Woo-hoo!"

"Ah, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

"Money ain't everything, but it sure helps."

"Money comes and goes, but character stays."

"Money can't buy what really matters in life."

"Money is just paper until someone gives it meaning."

"Shut up and take my money!"

"What good is being rich if you can't spend it on impractical inventions?"

"Money's nice but it ain't everything."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure makes life easier when you got it."

"Money can't buy love, but it can rent it for a while."

"Money isn't everything, but it's something."

"Money makes the world go 'round. And I'm making off with it."

"Money doesn't make you happy, but it helps."

"Money ruins friendships."

"Money would solve most of my problems, if I had it."

"Money isn't everything but it sure makes things easier."

"I need money to make my movies."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that don't disappoint as quickly."

"Money is freedom until you realize freedom costs money."

"Money ain't everything, but it sure helps pay the bills."