Money Quotes

"Money would solve nothing, but I accept donations anyway."

"Money follows those who keep good financial records."

"Money is the root of all happiness... I mean evil."

"Money is good, but love is better."

"Money isn't everything, but it does help fund research."

"Money is a tool, not the measure of worth."

"Money matters, but it's not what makes life meaningful."

"Money's nice, but you can't buy the satisfaction of a perfect bend."

"Money follows success, and success follows those who bend with the market."

"Money don't grow on trees, you know."

"Money is the root of all evil. I approve."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that buy happiness."

"Money matters, but it's not everything - integrity is."

"Financial stability means peace of mind."

"Money is important, but it's not everything in life."

"Money can't buy happiness, but security certainly helps."

"Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy narcotics and alcohol."

"Money can't buy love, but it could buy better anti-rejection equipment."

"Shut up and take my money!"

"I've invested my entire fortune in a company that makes nothing."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy several things that distract from unhappiness."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better joints."

"Money matters, but memories matter more."

"Money comes and goes, but loyalty lasts forever."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy freedom."

"Shut up and take my money!"

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys food, which buys happiness."

"Money is just a tool, like a spatula."

"Money don't buy happiness, but it buys beer, which is close enough."

"Money's the root of all evil, but you need it anyway."