Money Quotes

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of stuff."

"Money is the only thing that matters."

"You can't buy love, but you can buy beer, which is basically the same thing."

"Money is a tool for good, not a source of temptation, if used wisely."

"Money is best used as a tool for good, not as an end in itself."

"You gotta spend money to make money!"

"I love the smell of commerce in the morning!"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps!"

"The audience is fickle, but their money is real!"

"I've never met a sponsor I didn't love!"

"I love my fans, but their money is what I really love!"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better mousetraps."

"Money matters less when you have good entertainment."

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"Bah! I don't need anybody's pity. I have money."

"I didn't become a billionaire by being charitable."

"I didn't get rich by being ethical."

"Sentiment is the cancer of capitalism."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Money talks, and usually it's saying goodbye."

"Money can buy you out of trouble, sometimes."

"The real tragedy is that I'll never get rich."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better liquor."

"A penny saved is a penny earned, as the Good Book says."

"Greed is a sin we must constantly guard against."

"Wealth is temporary; virtue is eternal."

"Money can't buy what matters"

"Money is not happiness"

"You don't need money to have fun."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer, which is close."