Money Quotes
Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.
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"Money isn't everything, relationships are what matter."Butters Stotch
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy comfort."Butters Stotch
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy art supplies."Jane Lane
"Money can't buy happiness, but security brings peace of mind."Sharon Marsh
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does help."Randy Marsh
"Money is a tool, not the end goal of life."Randy Marsh
"Money can't buy what matters most in life."Kenny McCormick
"Money means nothing without someone to share it with."Kenny McCormick
"Money is everything, which is why everything's depressing."Daria Morgendorffer
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy the absence of misery."Daria Morgendorffer
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make life easier."Kyle Broflovski
"Money is a tool, not the measure of a person's worth."Stan Smith
"Money can't buy the things that matter most."Stan Smith
"I've made mistakes, sure, but I've also made millions."Garrison
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy everything else."Garrison
"Money is the only language everyone understands."Garrison
"Money is the root of all evil, and I need roots."Cartman
"I love money more than I love myself."Cartman
"Money can't buy happiness, but it does buy freedom."Sharon Marsh
"Money isn't everything, but kindness sure is."Butters Stotch
"Money can buy things, but not the things that matter most."Butters Stotch
"Money can't buy happiness, trust me, we're broke."Kenny McCormick
"Money is just stuff, people are what matter."Kenny McCormick
"Money might not buy happiness, but it sure helps you get comfortable while you're miserable."Randy Marsh
"Money is just a system to formalize inequality."Daria Morgendorffer
"Money matters, but not as much as people think."Stan Smith
"Money is a tool for building the life you want."Stan Smith
"Money isn't everything in life."Sharon Marsh
"Money can't buy happiness."Sharon Marsh
"I'm not a materialist, but I do appreciate the finer things."Cartman