Money Quotes
Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it."Cartman
"I would never do something like that... unless it was profitable."Cartman
"Mom, I need some money."Cartman
"Money is the root of all happiness, and I intend to have a lot of it."Garrison
"The beautiful thing about capitalism is that it rewards people like me."Garrison
"Money doesn't measure worth—character and values do."PC Principal
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy peace of mind."Butters Stotch
"Money is just a tool for living a good life."Butters Stotch
"Money doesn't matter if you don't have friends to share it with"Kenny McCormick
"I'm not just any man, I'm a man with a plan and that plan involves making money and having fun doing it."Randy Marsh
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery more comfortable."Randy Marsh
"Money makes the world go round, and also makes people terrible."Randy Marsh
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps."Stan Smith
"Money is a tool, not the goal."Stan Smith
"Money doesn't buy understanding or intelligence."Kyle Broflovski
"Money is a tool, but it's not what makes life meaningful."Kyle Broflovski
"Money is useful, but love and friendship are priceless."Irwin
"Money is a tool, not a measure of one's worth."Irwin
"Money isn't everything, it's the only thing."Cartman
"Money makes the world go round."Cartman
"Money can't buy happiness, but it's a start."Cartman
"Money cannot purchase immortality, trust me."Grim
"Money cannot buy what I offer."Grim
"Money makes the world go round, and I like to push."Mandy
"I'm not paying for that nonsense!"Eustace Bagge
"That mutt is costing me a fortune!"Eustace Bagge
"This better not cost me extra!"Eustace Bagge
"That dog is nothing but a financial drain!"Eustace Bagge
"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps."Kenny McCormick
"Getting rich would solve like half my problems."Kenny McCormick