Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

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"Money doesn't grow on trees, you know."
Eustace Bagge
E
"That blasted dog costs me a fortune!"
Eustace Bagge
E
"I'm not made of money, you know."
Eustace Bagge
E
"That mutt cost me my entire evening."
Eustace Bagge
E
"I don't pay good money for chaos."
Eustace Bagge
M
"Money is just numbers. Control is what matters."
Mandy
M
"Money purchases influence; influence purchases the world."
Mandy
C
"Money can't buy what we have."
Coco
B
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps pay the bills."
Billy
G
"Money can't buy happiness or immortality. Believe me, I've checked."
Grim
E
"Money isn't everything, man. Real wealth is friendship."
Eduardo
E
"Money comes and goes, bro. Real wealth is memories."
Eduardo
C
"Money can't buy courage, but love can inspire it."
Courage the Cowardly Dog
C
"Money means nothing compared to protecting those you love."
Courage the Cowardly Dog
I
"Money is cool, but like, friendship is priceless, man."
Irwin
W
"Money isn't everything, but it can help us take care of the people we love."
Wilt
M
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can buy peace of mind."
Muriel Bagge
M
"Money comes and goes, but character stays."
Muriel Bagge
M
"Money isn't everything—power is."
Mandy
M
"Every person has a price; I just find the currency."
Mandy
E
"I'm not paying for that nonsense!"
Eustace Bagge
E
"Money doesn't grow on trees, you know!"
Eustace Bagge
E
"Every penny I've earned, I've earned through sheer willpower."
Eustace Bagge
E
"Everything costs too much these days."
Eustace Bagge
E
"That dog has cost me thousands in repairs and medical care!"
Eustace Bagge
W
"Money isn't everything."
Wilt
B
"Money doesn't matter if you have good friends."
Billy
B
"Money can't buy happiness, but candy can."
Billy
E
"Money can buy things, but it can't buy the moments that make life worth living."
Eduardo
E
"You can't buy happiness, but you can invest in people who make you happy."
Eduardo