Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

B
"Money isn't everything, but pizza definitely is."
Billy
B
"Money comes and goes, but memories stay forever."
Billy
R
"It's all about the money, baby"
Randy Marsh
R
"Money can't buy happiness"
Randy Marsh
R
"Money isn't everything in life"
Randy Marsh
S
"Money is important, but it's not everything in life."
Stan Smith
K
"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps."
Kyle Broflovski
I
"I don't think money is as important as having good friends."
Irwin
I
"Money can't buy the things that really matter in life."
Irwin
C
"Poor people are so lucky, they don't have to worry about anything."
Cartman
C
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of cool stuff."
Cartman
M
"Money isn't everything in life."
Muriel Bagge
M
"Money can't buy happiness or health."
Muriel Bagge
G
"Money can't buy what I want—your souls."
Grim
G
"You can't buy your way out of a curse."
Grim
E
"That mutt better not scratch my furniture."
Eustace Bagge
E
"Get away before you cost me money!"
Eustace Bagge
E
"Money doesn't grow on trees, you know!"
Eustace Bagge
M
"Money is just a means to an end."
Mandy
E
"Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy opportunity."
Eduardo
E
"Money is a means to an end, never the end itself."
Eduardo
C
"Money cannot buy the things that truly matter."
Coco
C
"Money is just paper; people are everything."
Coco
B
"Money is what you need to buy candy and video games."
Billy
B
"Adults always say money doesn't matter, then they worry about it constantly."
Billy
I
"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps sometimes."
Irwin
I
"Save your money for important things."
Irwin
M
"Money can't buy happiness."
Muriel Bagge
W
"Money can't buy the things that really matter."
Wilt
E
"I'm not paying for your shenanigans, Courage."
Eustace Bagge