Patience Quotes

The hardest virtue. Waiting, enduring, and trusting that things take the time they take.

17396 quotes

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"Patience is a virtue I don't have."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Patience makes everything better."
Lenny Leonard
C
"Patience is a virtue."
Carl Carlson
B
"Patience is sitting on a flower until every drop of nectar is gone."
Bumblebee Man
B
"Patience is the sweetest virtue of all."
Bumblebee Man
N
"Patience is for chumps waiting for a beatdown."
Nelson Muntz
K
"Patience is a virtue I practice every time I wait for the teleprompter."
Kent Brockman
K
"I practice the patience of a true professional."
Kent Brockman
G
"Patience is a virtue that comes with age and experience."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Patience rewards those who wait with wisdom and peace."
Groundskeeper Willie
P
"Patience is a virtue we abandoned years ago."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"Patience is suffering in slow motion."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
S
"Patience is a virtue I've perfected during my many years of incarceration."
Sideshow Bob
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"Patience is a weapon more powerful than any knife or gun."
Sideshow Bob
W
"Patience is a virtue that makes excellent employees."
Waylon Smithers
W
"Patience tests us, but patience also teaches us."
Waylon Smithers
C
"Quiet, you're making me lose my train of thought."
Chief Wiggum
C
"Patience is a virtue. I'm working on it."
Chief Wiggum
L
"I've learned that patience gets you through most things."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Patience is a virtue I'm still working on."
Lenny Leonard
C
"Patience is a virtue, but I'm not very patient."
Carl Carlson
C
"Patience with others is patience with yourself."
Carl Carlson
R
"The nurse told me I shouldn't do that."
Ralph Wiggum
N
"Patience is for people waiting to be hurt."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Patience? I don't have time for that losers' game."
Nelson Muntz
K
"Patience is waiting for the weather segment."
Kent Brockman
K
"Patience is the virtue of great newsmen."
Kent Brockman
G
"Patience is a virtue that every man must learn."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Patience teaches us the value of waitin' for the right moment."
Groundskeeper Willie
M
"Patience is a virtue I ain't got much of."
Moe Szyslak