Patience Quotes

The hardest virtue. Waiting, enduring, and trusting that things take the time they take.

17396 quotes

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"Impatience is how mistakes happen."
Moe Szyslak
B
"Patience is a virtue I don't have, especially when waiting for a drink."
Barney Gumble
N
"Patience is a virtue that the Lord rewards abundantly."
Ned Flanders
N
"Patience with others reflects patience with ourselves."
Ned Flanders
N
"Wait upon the Lord with patient trust."
Ned Flanders
R
"Some people say I'm slow, but I prefer to call it thinking thoroughly."
Ralph Wiggum
K
"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for!"
Krusty the Clown
K
"Patient? I don't have time to be patient - there's money to be made!"
Krusty the Clown
N
"Patience is a waste of my superior time."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Patience is a weakness I've overcome."
Nelson Muntz
L
"Good things come to those who wait, but only after you've waited a really long time."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Patience is what you practice when you have no other choice."
Lenny Leonard
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"Patience is a virtue for those who can't afford action."
Mr. Burns
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"I've made patience my enemy and cruelty my friend."
Mr. Burns
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"Patience is a virtue I'm still workin' on masterir."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Good things come to those who wait and work."
Groundskeeper Willie
M
"*teething and drooling*"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Patience brings understanding"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Patience yields understanding"
Maggie Simpson
M
"The only thing I'm patient with is a pour."
Moe Szyslak
N
"Patience is for people waiting for something good."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Patience is for people without lunch money."
Nelson Muntz
B
"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."
Barney Gumble
N
"Patience is a virtue, and I practice it every single day-diddly-day."
Ned Flanders
N
"Patience is the companion of wisdom and understanding."
Ned Flanders
I
"Patience is a virtue I practice daily... right before I strike."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Patience rewards those who wait for the perfect moment to attack."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Patience is a virtue I can afford to skip."
Mr. Burns
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"*solemn pacifier suck*"
Maggie Simpson
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"*wise pacifier action*"
Maggie Simpson