Patience Quotes

The hardest virtue. Waiting, enduring, and trusting that things take the time they take.

17396 quotes

L
"I can't focus on two things at once."
Lisa Simpson
B
"Patience is for people who don't know how to prank."
Bart Simpson
B
"Wait for the perfect moment to strike."
Bart Simpson
M
"Patience is for people with time. I got neither."
Moe Szyslak
N
"Patience is a virtue, and I practice it daily."
Ned Flanders
N
"Patience brings reward to those who wait."
Ned Flanders
M
"Patience is a virtue even babies learn"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Patience rewards the persistent"
Maggie Simpson
B
"Patience is a virtue I don't have."
Barney Gumble
I
"Patience is waiting for the perfect moment to strike."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Good things come to those who wait—then pounce."
Itchy and Scratchy
K
"Patience is waiting for the check to clear!"
Krusty the Clown
K
"Patience is waiting for the residual checks to arrive!"
Krusty the Clown
L
"Patience is a virtue not easily gained."
Lisa Simpson
L
"Patience is strength in waiting."
Lisa Simpson
M
"Patience is a virtue, but action is a strategy."
Mr. Burns
M
"Patience? I've already been waiting. Now, action."
Mr. Burns
B
"Patience is a virtue."
Bart Simpson
M
"Patience is what I've learned best"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Patience is waiting for mom's return"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Patience is a virtue I try to practice daily."
Marge Simpson
M
"Patience is a virtue I never had."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Patience is a test I always fail."
Moe Szyslak
N
"Patience is a virtue well worth cultivating, neighborino."
Ned Flanders
N
"Patience with others is really patience with ourselves."
Ned Flanders
B
"Patience is a virtue I've never quite mastered."
Barney Gumble
B
"Patience is what you develop when you're waiting for a beer."
Barney Gumble
I
"Patience is a virtue, especially when waiting in a hole."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Patience is a cat's greatest virtue."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Patience is a virtue I'm still working to develop."
Lisa Simpson