Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"I try to approach life's problems with logic and reason."
Lois Griffin
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"I don't believe in shortcuts when it comes to quality."
Bob Belcher
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"Philosophy is just asking the right questions about life."
Bob Belcher
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"Philosophy helps us understand ourselves better."
Teddy
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"Philosophy helps you live better, not just think better."
Teddy
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"Philosophy is what people study when they can't make real money."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Weakness disguises itself as wisdom all the time."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Philosophy? I prefer action to thought."
Stewie Griffin
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"Why think philosophically when you can think diabolically?"
Stewie Griffin
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"Philosophy is thinking about things really hard while drinking wine."
Linda Belcher
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"You know what the problem with society is? Too many people."
Peter Griffin
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"Philosophy helps us understand why we're really here."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"We're all connected in ways we don't understand."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"People are like restaurants - some are worth the wait, others give you food poisoning."
Tina Belcher
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"Philosophy is just thinking really hard about things that don't matter."
Tina Belcher
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"Philosophy is asking why we drum when we could just sit in silence."
Gene Belcher
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"Philosophy without passion is just noise - kind of like bad drumming."
Gene Belcher
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"Philosophy is nice, but burgers are necessary."
Bob Belcher
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"Philosophy asks questions, cooking answers them."
Bob Belcher
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"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."
Teddy
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"Philosophy helps us understand why we're here."
Teddy
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"Philosophy? I have one: win at any cost."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Character is what people see when they're not looking—I'm always looking."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Philosophy is just asking questions nobody can answer."
Jessa Joffe
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"Philosophy helps you understand why you're miserable."
Jessa Joffe
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"I'm actually quite philosophical for someone my age."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"Philosophy helps us ask the right questions about life."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"There's something deeply wrong with me, and I don't know how to fix it."
Marnie Michaels
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"There's a void inside me that nothing can fill."
Marnie Michaels
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"Everything always goes wrong because I'm broken."
Marnie Michaels