Philosophy Quotes
Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.
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"I try to approach life's problems with logic and reason."Lois Griffin
"I don't believe in shortcuts when it comes to quality."Bob Belcher
"Philosophy is just asking the right questions about life."Bob Belcher
"Philosophy helps us understand ourselves better."Teddy
"Philosophy helps you live better, not just think better."Teddy
"Philosophy is what people study when they can't make real money."Jimmy Pesto
"Weakness disguises itself as wisdom all the time."Jimmy Pesto
"Philosophy? I prefer action to thought."Stewie Griffin
"Why think philosophically when you can think diabolically?"Stewie Griffin
"Philosophy is thinking about things really hard while drinking wine."Linda Belcher
"You know what the problem with society is? Too many people."Peter Griffin
"Philosophy helps us understand why we're really here."Shoshanna Shapiro
"We're all connected in ways we don't understand."Shoshanna Shapiro
"People are like restaurants - some are worth the wait, others give you food poisoning."Tina Belcher
"Philosophy is just thinking really hard about things that don't matter."Tina Belcher
"Philosophy is asking why we drum when we could just sit in silence."Gene Belcher
"Philosophy without passion is just noise - kind of like bad drumming."Gene Belcher
"Philosophy is nice, but burgers are necessary."Bob Belcher
"Philosophy asks questions, cooking answers them."Bob Belcher
"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."Teddy
"Philosophy helps us understand why we're here."Teddy
"Philosophy? I have one: win at any cost."Jimmy Pesto
"Character is what people see when they're not looking—I'm always looking."Jimmy Pesto
"Philosophy is just asking questions nobody can answer."Jessa Joffe
"Philosophy helps you understand why you're miserable."Jessa Joffe
"I'm actually quite philosophical for someone my age."Shoshanna Shapiro
"Philosophy helps us ask the right questions about life."Shoshanna Shapiro
"There's something deeply wrong with me, and I don't know how to fix it."Marnie Michaels
"There's a void inside me that nothing can fill."Marnie Michaels
"Everything always goes wrong because I'm broken."Marnie Michaels