Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"Philosophy is just asking questions that have no good answers."
Sterling Archer
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"Philosophy helps us understand ourselves better."
Lois Griffin
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"Philosophy teaches us how to live better."
Lois Griffin
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"I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood. And evil."
Stewie Griffin
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"Why do bad things happen?"
Chris Griffin
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"I think about weird stuff sometimes."
Chris Griffin
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"I don't get why life's so hard."
Chris Griffin
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"Philosophy makes us question everything we think we know."
Mort Goldman
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"The unexamined life isn't worth living."
Mort Goldman
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"Philosophy is the only thing that makes sense."
Meg Griffin
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"Philosophy asks better questions than my family."
Meg Griffin
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"Philosophy asks the questions that science cannot answer."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Philosophy teaches us how to live well."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Life is what you make of it."
Peter Griffin
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"Philosophy is boring - let's talk about me instead."
Tom Tucker
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"The only philosophy I need is 'me first.'"
Tom Tucker
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"Philosophy is just fancy talking about what you already know in your heart."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Philosophy starts with wondering why you exist."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"You know, sometimes I think about life and wonder what it all means."
Brian Griffin
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"Philosophy asks the questions that make life worth thinking about."
Brian Griffin
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"Philosophy helps us understand ourselves and the world around us."
Lois Griffin
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"Philosophy teaches us how to live a meaningful life."
Lois Griffin
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"Why do bad things happen to good people like me?"
Chris Griffin
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"People are complicated and confusing."
Chris Griffin
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"Philosophy is just asking weird questions forever."
Chris Griffin
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"Philosophy? I have one: mine before yours."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Philosophy is just fancy thinking. I prefer practical evil."
Stewie Griffin
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"Philosophy is just thinking really hard about stuff I already know."
Stewie Griffin
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"Philosophy teaches us about meaning. Mine has none."
Meg Griffin
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"Philosophy can't explain why I exist."
Meg Griffin