Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."
Teddy
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"Philosophy is just trying to figure out how to live."
Teddy
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"Do you want to know the meaning of life?"
Peter Griffin
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"The universe is weird and wonderful, and I'm just trying to live in it."
Tina Belcher
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"Philosophy is just asking big questions and trying to answer them."
Tina Belcher
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"I think about things deeply, maybe too deeply."
Tina Belcher
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"I don't do philosophy, I just do awesome."
Louise Belcher
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"Philosophy is just asking yourself why things matter, and then making a burger about it."
Gene Belcher
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"Philosophy is just asking questions and being okay with complicated answers."
Gene Belcher
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"Philosophy is just asking the questions nobody wants to answer."
Chris Griffin
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"Philosophy makes your brain hurt, but in a good way."
Chris Griffin
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"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."
Teddy
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"Philosophy teaches us how to live."
Teddy
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"Every man for himself - that's the only way to survive."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Philosophy is useless when there's money to make."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Sentimentality is a disease that destroys empires."
Jimmy Pesto
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"I don't believe in luck - I believe in ruthlessness."
Jimmy Pesto
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"I philosophize only to justify my actions."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Philosophy is just what people use to justify their failures."
Stewie Griffin
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"Chaos is merely order I haven't yet organized."
Stewie Griffin
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"I've transcended morality. It was holding me back anyway."
Stewie Griffin
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"Philosophy is trying to understand something you don't understand."
Peter Griffin
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"I think therefore I am, but mostly I don't think."
Peter Griffin
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"Philosophy is just overthinking what everyone already feels."
Linda Belcher
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"Philosophy is just me trying to make sense of my own nonsense."
Linda Belcher
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"Philosophy helps me understand the world better."
Tina Belcher
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"Philosophy is just thinking about stuff really hard."
Louise Belcher
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"Philosophy asks the questions that matter."
Louise Belcher
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"Philosophy is basically just asking questions nobody can answer."
Gene Belcher
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"Philosophy is professional wondering."
Gene Belcher