Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

43879 quotes

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"The rules exist so that soup may flourish."
Soup Nazi
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"What's the world coming to?"
Estelle Costanza
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"What is wrong with people?"
Estelle Costanza
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"It's not a lie if you believe it."
Poppie
P
"These days, you never know what people are thinking."
Poppie
P
"Philosophy teaches us how to live."
Poppie
P
"Philosophy seeks truth in all things."
Poppie
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"You gotta have a code, a set of rules you live by."
Newman
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"Philosophy helps us understand existence."
Newman
J
"The catalog is more than just a book of goods. It's a window into the American spirit."
J. Peterman
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"A philosopher and a businessman aren't so different."
J. Peterman
J
"Death is inevitable, but legacy is eternal."
J. Peterman
J
"Philosophy and profit are not enemies."
J. Peterman
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"You know, we're living in a society!"
Cosmo Kramer
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"Philosophical questions fascinate me."
Cosmo Kramer
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"Philosophy makes you think."
Cosmo Kramer
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"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY! We're supposed to act in a CERTAIN way!"
Frank Costanza
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"It's not a lie if you believe it."
Frank Costanza
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"You know, we're all pretty much the same anyway."
Frank Costanza
E
"You know, life is funny."
Elaine Benes
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"Philosophy is for people with too much free time."
Stanley Hudson
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"Everything happens for a reason."
Kevin Malone
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"I think people are basically good."
Kevin Malone
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"Philosophy helps us understand the meaning of life."
Poppie
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"Philosophy asks the questions that matter most."
Poppie
E
"I like to keep my life simple."
Estelle Costanza
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"Sometimes I think we're all just making it up as we go along."
Estelle Costanza
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"Life is a journey, not a destination."
Estelle Costanza
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"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY!"
Newman
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"The cosmos is indifferent to our struggles."
Newman