Philosophy Quotes

"You know we're living in a society, we're supposed to act in a CERTAIN way."

"Philosophy makes us think."

"I am a philosopher of soup. Others are merely cooks."

"The bowl is a metaphor for life. Full or empty. No in-between."

"I've traveled the world. I've seen things. And I've learned that people are fundamentally the same everywhere."

"I believe in the power of human connection."

"That's the problem with the world today."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"Philosophy makes you think."

"We're living in a society!"

"Why do these things always happen to me?"

"The question is, why are you telling me this?"

"Philosophy is just overthinking with footnotes."

"Philosophy makes you question everything until you give up."

"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY!"

"Why does it always have to be so complicated?"

"We're living in a fantasy world."

"Why me?"

"That's how you gotta look at it."

"Philosophy is fine in theory, but practice requires rules."

"Philosophy is interesting, but philosophy doesn't write lesson plans."

"I've got a theory about people."

"These people, they respect the process."

"This is not just soup. This is philosophy."

"Perfect soup is perfect life philosophy."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY!"

"Philosophy teaches us how to live."

"Philosophy questions everything."

"Philosophy asks why; business demands to know how."