Philosophy Quotes
Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.
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"Philosophy teaches us to question; business teaches us to decide."J. Peterman
"You know, we're living in a society."Newman
"I'm a complex man."Newman
"The universe is vast and full of possibilities."Newman
"We're living in a SOCIETY!"George Costanza
"It's not a lie if you believe it."George Costanza
"We're all pretty much the same person."George Costanza
"Why must I be tormented with thoughts?"George Costanza
"The most important thing in life is how you treat people."George Costanza
"One must have principles in this world."Principal Seymour Skinner
"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round."Frank Costanza
"You know, we're living in a society, we're supposed to act in a CERTAIN way."Frank Costanza
"Why do people need so much stuff?"Frank Costanza
"Life is cruel. We don't know why we're here."Frank Costanza
"I've learned that life is unpredictable."Frank Costanza
"Philosophy is wondering about things that don't matter anyway."Edna Krabappel
"Philosophy is comfortable lying to yourself with big words."Edna Krabappel
"Sometimes I feel like we're living in a TV show."Cosmo Kramer
"Philosophy is the pursuit of truth."Cosmo Kramer
"Philosophy asks the big questions so we don't have to."Cosmo Kramer
"You know, we're living in a society!"Elaine Benes
"People are so predictable, it's scary."Elaine Benes
"I don't understand why people are so shallow."Elaine Benes
"People are fundamentally selfish."Elaine Benes
"People are complicated and messy."Elaine Benes
"Philosophy is just asking big questions and hoping for answers."Milhouse Van Houten
"Life's big questions don't always have answers."Milhouse Van Houten
"Philosophy teaches us to question everything."J. Peterman
"Philosophy asks the questions that matter most."J. Peterman
"Philosophy examines life; wisdom lives it."Maz Kanata