Philosophy Quotes

"Philosophy makes you question everything."

"The human spirit is a remarkable thing, capable of both great beauty and terrible destruction."

"Every human contains multitudes, some of them criminal."

"The universe is indifferent to our suffering and our triumphs alike."

"Philosophy asks big questions, like why I love someone who doesn't love me."

"Philosophy asks why we do what we do, and I do it for Mr. Burns."

"Philosophy means thinking about how bad things are. We're experts."

"Independence is a burden I've never wished to carry."

"I believe that order is more valuable than happiness."

"The greatest tragedy is a life lived for oneself."

"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."

"Philosophy teaches us to think deeper about everything."

"Philosophy is wondering about life's big questions - I prefer wondering about my bonuses."

"Philosophy is asking 'why?' when everyone else just buzzes."

"Philosophy makes you think about what really matters."

"Philosophy teaches us that nothing is as simple as it seems."

"Philosophy provides frameworks for understanding existence."

"Philosophy guides us toward understanding ourselves."

"Philosophy? I stick to what I know - dirt and grass."

"Ye dinnae need fancy philosophy, just common sense."

"The path to righteousness is often paved with good intentions, though mine are merely paved with corpses."

"The mind is a powerful tool, infinitely more so than a rake."

"The universe operates on principles I struggle to understand, much like parole boards."

"Philosophy questions existence; I prefer to question Homer's."

"Philosophy? We just accept our fate."

"We've thought about philosophy—it's depressing."

"Philosophy isn't just for smart people; everyone thinks about life."

"Life's big questions don't always have easy answers."

"Philosophy provides answers to life's great questions."

"Philosophy examines the very nature of being."