Philosophy Quotes

"Philosophy teaches that truth is relative to audience expectations."

"Philosophy is a luxury for those with time to waste."

"Ye cannae philosophize yer way out of a day's labor."

"Philosophy's just a fancy way of asking questions."

"Philosophy's beautiful because there ain't no right answer."

"Philosophy is easy when you stop thinking so hard."

"The secret to life is not caring about the secret to life."

"Poverty isn't so bad when you're drunk."

"The meaning of life is whatever you want it to be, mine happens to be beer."

"Philosophy begins with wondering about the divine."

"Philosophy asks the questions that matter most."

"Sometimes I think about things and I get confused."

"I guess I'll never understand why people are the way they are."

"Philosophy is just thinking about stuff, and thinking costs me money in therapy bills."

"Philosophy is overrated - just do what makes you happy and rich!"

"Philosophy is overthinking what I already know."

"Philosophy? I live it by crushing others."

"I believe in philosophy the way I believe in philosophy—not very much."

"Philosophy is just thinking hard about things you'll never understand."

"I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve."

"I am not a vegetarian, yet I have a distinct lack of humanity."

"Philosophy's nice, but it doesnae fix a broken pipe."

"Philosophy without action is just hot air."

"*sucks pacifier thoughtfully*"

"Goo goo ga ga goo"

"*watches with ancient eyes*"

"You want to know the meaning of life? It's whatever's on tap tonight."

"I've seen the best and worst of humanity, usually at 2 AM on a Friday."

"The meaning of life is 'last call'."

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"