Philosophy Quotes
Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.
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"Life's a journey, not a destination."Lenny Leonard
"Why do we exist? I dunno."Lenny Leonard
"Think deep thoughts once in a while."Lenny Leonard
"Deep thoughts are good for the soul."Lenny Leonard
"You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize I don't think about things."Carl Carlson
"Why do we even bother?"Carl Carlson
"I need to find meaning in my life."Carl Carlson
"Nothing gold can stay."Carl Carlson
"I'm more of a big-picture guy."Carl Carlson
"I wonder what could have been."Carl Carlson
"To sting or not to sting, that is the question of my existence."Bumblebee Man
"I buzz therefore I am."Bumblebee Man
"To live is to buzz, to buzz is to feel alive."Bumblebee Man
"Philosophy is just asking good questions while wearing yellow stripes."Bumblebee Man
"Philosophy is for dweebs who can't fight."Nelson Muntz
"Philosophy guides my approach to ethical broadcasting."Kent Brockman
"Philosophy's just thinkin' aboot life while workin'."Groundskeeper Willie
"Philosophy is just common sense dressed up in fancy words."Groundskeeper Willie
"Philosophy is just depression with big words."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Philosophy won't fix our problems."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Philosophy teaches us that morality is subjective and revenge is eternal."Sideshow Bob
"Philosophy teaches that suffering builds character, of which I have plenty."Sideshow Bob
"Philosophy is interesting, but practice is paramount."Waylon Smithers
"To philosophize is to question, but to work is to create."Waylon Smithers
"Philosophy? That's the study of stuff, right?"Chief Wiggum
"Every person's got something good in 'em."Lenny Leonard
"Philosophy is just trying to figure out life."Carl Carlson
"Philosophy helps us understand our purpose."Carl Carlson
"Philosophy is what losers do instead of acting."Nelson Muntz
"Philosophy teaches us to question everything except my credibility."Kent Brockman