Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"Life's a journey, not a destination."
Lenny Leonard
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"Why do we exist? I dunno."
Lenny Leonard
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"Think deep thoughts once in a while."
Lenny Leonard
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"Deep thoughts are good for the soul."
Lenny Leonard
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"You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize I don't think about things."
Carl Carlson
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"Why do we even bother?"
Carl Carlson
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"I need to find meaning in my life."
Carl Carlson
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"Nothing gold can stay."
Carl Carlson
C
"I'm more of a big-picture guy."
Carl Carlson
C
"I wonder what could have been."
Carl Carlson
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"To sting or not to sting, that is the question of my existence."
Bumblebee Man
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"I buzz therefore I am."
Bumblebee Man
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"To live is to buzz, to buzz is to feel alive."
Bumblebee Man
B
"Philosophy is just asking good questions while wearing yellow stripes."
Bumblebee Man
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"Philosophy is for dweebs who can't fight."
Nelson Muntz
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"Philosophy guides my approach to ethical broadcasting."
Kent Brockman
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"Philosophy's just thinkin' aboot life while workin'."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Philosophy is just common sense dressed up in fancy words."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Philosophy is just depression with big words."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Philosophy won't fix our problems."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Philosophy teaches us that morality is subjective and revenge is eternal."
Sideshow Bob
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"Philosophy teaches that suffering builds character, of which I have plenty."
Sideshow Bob
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"Philosophy is interesting, but practice is paramount."
Waylon Smithers
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"To philosophize is to question, but to work is to create."
Waylon Smithers
C
"Philosophy? That's the study of stuff, right?"
Chief Wiggum
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"Every person's got something good in 'em."
Lenny Leonard
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"Philosophy is just trying to figure out life."
Carl Carlson
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"Philosophy helps us understand our purpose."
Carl Carlson
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"Philosophy is what losers do instead of acting."
Nelson Muntz
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"Philosophy teaches us to question everything except my credibility."
Kent Brockman