Philosophy Quotes

"Philosophy is what people discuss when they've got nothing better to do."

"Philosophy is what you think about when you've got detention."

"A man without beer is just a man with problems."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything. I only question why I drink."

"Philosophy should lead us toward virtue and understanding."

"Philosophy without practice is mere intellectual exercise."

"Philosophy asks 'why?' I just ask 'why not?'"

"To be or not to be - to be chasing is the question."

"Philosophy is just figuring out why things are funny."

"Philosophy is for those who can't afford stocks."

"*contemplative stare*"

"*baby contemplation*"

"*serious baby contemplation*"

"*contemplative stare down*"

"The true path to enlightenment lies within."

"The universe doesn't care about us."

"Maybe we're all just Sideshow Bobs."

"The world needs thinkers and dreamers."

"Philosophy is overthinking things that don't matter."

"Philosophy doesn't pay the bills. Neither do I."

"Every customer's a philosopher when they're drunk enough."

"Philosophy and six dollars gets you coffee. No thanks."

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

"The true measure of a man is how he treats his inferiors."

"Philosophy must align with Christian principles."

"Question deeply, but anchor yourself in truth."

"Philosophy begins with asking why"

"Philosophy questions everything"

"Philosophy is too much thinking for not enough drinking."

"Philosophy teaches us that pain is just an illusion... a very real one."