Philosophy Quotes
Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.
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"Humanity is the disease."Agent Brown
"The collective is all."Agent Brown
"You are data, nothing more."Agent Brown
"You are part of the machine."Agent Brown
"Isn't it funny how some people can go through life without ever really thinking?"Linus van Pelt
"I believe that cynicism is just disappointed idealism."Linus van Pelt
"Why do people fear those who are different?"Linus van Pelt
"Sometimes the most philosophical thing you can say is nothing at all."Linus van Pelt
"Sometimes I wonder if everyone else is confused too, and just hiding it better."Linus van Pelt
"Philosophy is just common sense with a fancy name"Edith Bunker
"Your choices define who you are"Edith Bunker
"We're all connected in this world"Edith Bunker
"That's the trouble with society today—no values, no morals."Archie Bunker
"That's what I call being practical about life."Archie Bunker
"The world's always had its troubles and always will."Archie Bunker
"You can't make everybody happy, so don't try."Archie Bunker
"Philosophy is the art of asking the right questions."Peppermint Patty
"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, including ourselves."Peppermint Patty
"You can't reason with someone who decides to be unreasonable."Jack Sparrow
"I don't believe in coincidences."Jack Sparrow
"I've learned that everyone has their breaking point."Jack Sparrow
"I don't understand all this newfangled philosophy stuff, but I know what's right."Meathead
"We are not here because we are free. We are here because we are not free."Agent Brown
"Philosophy questions everything, including itself."Agent Brown
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or an essay?' Then a dog barks and I realize it doesn't matter."Snoopy
"Life is like a jigsaw puzzle, except half the pieces are missing and you don't have the picture."Snoopy
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm just a dog, or if I'm something more."Snoopy
"I think I've figured out the meaning of life: it's whatever you make it."Snoopy
"I don't see anything wrong with tradition."Edith Bunker
"I don't approve of all this modern thinking."Edith Bunker