Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"Philosophy asks the questions society forbids."
Meathead
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"I've developed a new philosophy. Only dumb people have fun."
Snoopy
S
"Life's greatest struggles are within ourselves."
Snoopy
S
"I often wonder about the meaning of life."
Snoopy
E
"Philosophy is just thinking deeply about life and its meaning."
Edith Bunker
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"A blanket isn't just an object; it's a philosophy."
Linus van Pelt
C
"I've developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."
Charlie Brown
C
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Is life worth it?'"
Charlie Brown
C
"Life doesn't make any sense to me."
Charlie Brown
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"Philosophy is just thinking deeply about what matters."
Peppermint Patty
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"Philosophy teaches you to question everything."
Peppermint Patty
A
"You can't trust anybody these days - that's the problem with the world."
Archie Bunker
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"The trouble with young people is they got no respect."
Archie Bunker
A
"The world's goin' to hell in a handbasket, and I'll tell you why."
Archie Bunker
A
"You can't trust the government, the banks, or your neighbors."
Archie Bunker
A
"I don't believe in all this modern psychology mumbo jumbo."
Archie Bunker
A
"You can't make everybody happy, so don't even try."
Archie Bunker
A
"You can't reason with people who don't use common sense."
Archie Bunker
A
"The problem with the world is everybody wants somethin' for nothin'."
Archie Bunker
A
"You can't trust the young people - they got no values."
Archie Bunker
J
"The thing is, not all debt is paid in coin."
Jack Sparrow
J
"Take what you can, give nothing back."
Jack Sparrow
J
"There's a reason good men go bad."
Jack Sparrow
J
"I prefer to think of myself as a man of opportunity."
Jack Sparrow
J
"I don't believe in curses, only in consequences."
Jack Sparrow
S
"I must have been a bad beagle in a previous life."
Snoopy
S
"To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering."
Snoopy
S
"I think I've discovered the meaning of life."
Snoopy
M
"Philosophy is thinking too hard about stuff that don't matter anyway."
Meathead
M
"Philosophy is thinking about stuff that's impossible to figure out."
Meathead