Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"I believe in doing what's proper and correct."
Edith Bunker
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"I've never been one to question authority."
Edith Bunker
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"People should know their place in society."
Edith Bunker
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"I believe in traditional values."
Edith Bunker
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"Everything has its proper place and order."
Edith Bunker
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"People should stick to their own kind."
Edith Bunker
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"I believe in traditional roles for men and women."
Edith Bunker
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"I don't approve of people being different."
Edith Bunker
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"Everything has its proper way of being done."
Edith Bunker
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"A person should know their place in life."
Edith Bunker
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"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
Linus van Pelt
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"I'm not depressed; I'm just realistic about life's futility."
Linus van Pelt
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"The pursuit of happiness often leads to despair."
Linus van Pelt
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"I'm very philosophical about my neuroses."
Linus van Pelt
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"Sometimes you have to destroy something beautiful to understand why it's beautiful."
Linus van Pelt
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"The human condition is fundamentally absurd."
Linus van Pelt
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"I've decided that the meaning of life is avoiding the meaning of life."
Linus van Pelt
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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting peace."
Linus van Pelt
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"Life is what happens when you're making other plans to avoid living."
Linus van Pelt
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"I don't believe in luck - I believe in preparation meeting opportunity."
Peppermint Patty
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"Life teaches you to value time more than money."
Peppermint Patty
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"Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Only try to realize the truth."
Agent Brown
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"There is no death, only transformation."
Agent Brown
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"Your thoughts create your reality."
Agent Brown
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"I believe in keeping things simple - do your job, pay your bills, and live your life."
Archie Bunker
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"That's the problem, mate. That's the problem."
Jack Sparrow
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"The stars guide us, but our choices define us."
Jack Sparrow
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"Man's inhumanity to man - that's the real tragedy of existence."
Meathead
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"Philosophy means questioning every assumption."
Meathead
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"Man has a choice to make - evolve or perish."
Meathead