Politics Quotes
Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.
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"Politics supposed to help people."Meatwad
"Politics need more honesty."Meatwad
"Politics? Don't get me started, bruv. It's all a ting."Ali G
"Politics is the art of making promises and breaking them."Ali G
"Politics is just organized arguing about things we don't actually understand."Melissa Virtueson
"Politics is the art of making enemies look reasonable."Melissa Virtueson
"Politics should serve the people, not the reverse."Borat
"Politics should uplift the common person."Borat
"Politics is where people lie for a living, and I respect that hustle."Master Shake
"In politics, the best liar wins, and I'm very good at this."Master Shake
"Politics is just people fighting about how to live together."Brendon Small
"Politics makes people crazy. Avoid it if you can."Coach McGuirk
"Politics ruins friendships and dinners."Coach McGuirk
"Politics divides, but fashion unites"Bruno
"Politics divides us, but accepting each other unites us"Bruno
"Politics is organized chaos pretending to be order."Pickle Rick
"Politics is choosing which lies you prefer."Pickle Rick
"Politics divides us, but humanity should unite us."Mr. Poopybutthole
"Politics is about compromise, not victory."Mr. Poopybutthole
"Politics is a dirty game, but someone's gotta play it."Master Shake
"Politics affects your life more than you think."Master Shake
"Politics would make more sense if people actually listened to each other."Melissa Virtueson
"Politics is too important to leave to politicians alone."Melissa Virtueson
"Politics is when people fight for power - it's all a game, fam."Ali G
"Politicians say anything to get power, don't trust them words."Ali G
"Politics divides us, but humanity should unite us."Bruno
"Politics is the art of compromise we never wanted."Bruno
"Politics is confusing and I'd rather not think about it."Jason Penopolis
"Politics makes people angry and I don't understand why we need it."Jason Penopolis
"Diversity is very good. In Kazakhstan we have all minorities - they live in tent."Borat