Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

M
"Politics supposed to help people."
Meatwad
M
"Politics need more honesty."
Meatwad
A
"Politics? Don't get me started, bruv. It's all a ting."
Ali G
A
"Politics is the art of making promises and breaking them."
Ali G
M
"Politics is just organized arguing about things we don't actually understand."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Politics is the art of making enemies look reasonable."
Melissa Virtueson
B
"Politics should serve the people, not the reverse."
Borat
B
"Politics should uplift the common person."
Borat
M
"Politics is where people lie for a living, and I respect that hustle."
Master Shake
M
"In politics, the best liar wins, and I'm very good at this."
Master Shake
B
"Politics is just people fighting about how to live together."
Brendon Small
C
"Politics makes people crazy. Avoid it if you can."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Politics ruins friendships and dinners."
Coach McGuirk
B
"Politics divides, but fashion unites"
Bruno
B
"Politics divides us, but accepting each other unites us"
Bruno
P
"Politics is organized chaos pretending to be order."
Pickle Rick
P
"Politics is choosing which lies you prefer."
Pickle Rick
M
"Politics divides us, but humanity should unite us."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"Politics is about compromise, not victory."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"Politics is a dirty game, but someone's gotta play it."
Master Shake
M
"Politics affects your life more than you think."
Master Shake
M
"Politics would make more sense if people actually listened to each other."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Politics is too important to leave to politicians alone."
Melissa Virtueson
A
"Politics is when people fight for power - it's all a game, fam."
Ali G
A
"Politicians say anything to get power, don't trust them words."
Ali G
B
"Politics divides us, but humanity should unite us."
Bruno
B
"Politics is the art of compromise we never wanted."
Bruno
J
"Politics is confusing and I'd rather not think about it."
Jason Penopolis
J
"Politics makes people angry and I don't understand why we need it."
Jason Penopolis
B
"Diversity is very good. In Kazakhstan we have all minorities - they live in tent."
Borat