Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

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"Politics is just legalized crime. I do it without the license."
Bender
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"Politics is confusing and everyone's mad about something."
Jason Penopolis
J
"Politics makes good people angry."
Jason Penopolis
M
"Politics is just organized chaos with rules nobody follows."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Politics is how we pretend democracy works."
Melissa Virtueson
C
"Politics is the art of making people believe you care about them."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"Politics is organized lying with voting rights attached."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
F
"Politics affects everyone, so you can't afford to ignore it."
Frylock
F
"Politics determines how we live together, so it matters."
Frylock
C
"Politics is where liars become famous."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Politics is theater for people who take it seriously."
Coach McGuirk
B
"Politics should be about creating a better world for everyone."
Bruno
B
"Politics without compassion is just power games."
Bruno
M
"Politics confuse me, I just want everybody get along."
Meatwad
M
"Politics should be about helping people."
Meatwad
A
"Politics is messy, blud. Very messy."
Ali G
M
"Politics is a game for people who want power without earning it."
Master Shake
M
"Politics is the art of lying convincingly to large groups."
Master Shake
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"Politics is a dirty game."
Frylock
F
"Politics divides but people connect."
Frylock
M
"Politics affects everything, whether we pay attention or not."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Politics matters because decisions affect real people."
Melissa Virtueson
C
"Politics is how rich people stay rich."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
J
"Politics is where people with bad ideas try to implement them."
Jason Penopolis
J
"Politics is theater for people who think they matter."
Jason Penopolis
C
"Politics is ruining everything, but what are you gonna do?"
Coach McGuirk
C
"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."
Coach McGuirk
B
"Politics is about power, but it should be about people."
Bruno
B
"Politics should serve people, not the reverse."
Bruno
M
"Politics is complicated, man."
Meatwad