Politics Quotes
Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.
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"Politics? Don't get me started."Moe Szyslak
"Politics is a three-ring circus I'm avoiding."Moe Szyslak
"Politics is about serving people, not yourself."Ned Flanders
"Politics should serve the least among us first."Ned Flanders
"Politics is a joke, and I should know."Barney Gumble
"Politics is just another form of sanctioned violence."Itchy and Scratchy
"Politics pale compared to the pursuit."Itchy and Scratchy
"Politics should serve the people, not the powerful."Lisa Simpson
"Politics? I'm a registered whatever gets me votes."Krusty the Clown
"Politics is just clowning with votes."Krusty the Clown
"Politics is for old people."Bart Simpson
"Socialism is the opiate of the masses."Mr. Burns
"The only debate is how much money I'm making."Mr. Burns
"Politics is the art of bending public opinion."Flexo
"Politics affects everyone, so everyone should care about it."Amy Wong
"Politics is too important to ignore."Amy Wong
"Political change starts with engaged citizens."Lisa Simpson
"Politics is just organized warfare with paperwork."Itchy and Scratchy
"All's fair in love and cartoon warfare."Itchy and Scratchy
"That's the American way."Bart Simpson
"Politics is the art of making people think they wanted what you wanted."Hermes
"I try to keep our family out of the political mess as much as possible."Marge Simpson
"Politics can tear families apart if we let it."Marge Simpson
"Politics is the art of promising everything and delivering nothing."Professor Farnsworth
"Politics is the art of bending rules without breaking laws."Flexo
"Politics is bending the truth until it looks like something else."Flexo
"Politics shapes our world, so we must engage with it."Leela
"Your voice matters in shaping the world."Leela
"Politics are complex, unlike my simple desire for happiness."Zoidberg
"That's the beauty of bureaucracy, everyone's a little bit crooked."Hermes