Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

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"Politics? Don't get me started."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Politics is a three-ring circus I'm avoiding."
Moe Szyslak
N
"Politics is about serving people, not yourself."
Ned Flanders
N
"Politics should serve the least among us first."
Ned Flanders
B
"Politics is a joke, and I should know."
Barney Gumble
I
"Politics is just another form of sanctioned violence."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Politics pale compared to the pursuit."
Itchy and Scratchy
L
"Politics should serve the people, not the powerful."
Lisa Simpson
K
"Politics? I'm a registered whatever gets me votes."
Krusty the Clown
K
"Politics is just clowning with votes."
Krusty the Clown
B
"Politics is for old people."
Bart Simpson
M
"Socialism is the opiate of the masses."
Mr. Burns
M
"The only debate is how much money I'm making."
Mr. Burns
F
"Politics is the art of bending public opinion."
Flexo
A
"Politics affects everyone, so everyone should care about it."
Amy Wong
A
"Politics is too important to ignore."
Amy Wong
L
"Political change starts with engaged citizens."
Lisa Simpson
I
"Politics is just organized warfare with paperwork."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"All's fair in love and cartoon warfare."
Itchy and Scratchy
B
"That's the American way."
Bart Simpson
H
"Politics is the art of making people think they wanted what you wanted."
Hermes
M
"I try to keep our family out of the political mess as much as possible."
Marge Simpson
M
"Politics can tear families apart if we let it."
Marge Simpson
P
"Politics is the art of promising everything and delivering nothing."
Professor Farnsworth
F
"Politics is the art of bending rules without breaking laws."
Flexo
F
"Politics is bending the truth until it looks like something else."
Flexo
L
"Politics shapes our world, so we must engage with it."
Leela
L
"Your voice matters in shaping the world."
Leela
Z
"Politics are complex, unlike my simple desire for happiness."
Zoidberg
H
"That's the beauty of bureaucracy, everyone's a little bit crooked."
Hermes