Politics Quotes

"Politics affects everyone, and everyone deserves accurate information."

"Politics is full of nonsense and double-dealin'."

"Politics is best left tae politicians while honest men work."

"Politics is a joke, but nobody's laughing."

"Politics is theater for the gullible."

"Politics is the art of manipulation, a skill I've perfected in prison."

"Politics and crime are merely two sides of the same coin."

"Politics are best handled by those at the top of the organization."

"Politics requires diplomacy and careful consideration."

"Politics is like... well, it's complicated."

"Politics don't matter much when you're with your friends."

"Politics is complicated - just be a good person."

"Politics should serve the people, not the other way around."

"Politics is just organized bullying."

"This is a developing story, and we'll bring you updates as soon as we make them up."

"Politics is the art of saying one thing and doing another."

"Politics is the greatest drama ever broadcast."

"Politics is a game for scoundrels and fools."

"Political promises are worth less than a broken shovel."

"Politics is a dirty game, but somebody's gotta play it."

"Politics ruins friendships 'cause people care too much."

"Politics is just rich people arguing about who gets to be in charge of the beer fund."

"Politics should be conducted with honesty and integrity."

"Vote your conscience and respect others' views."

"Politics? Don't get me started - I save my material for the show!"

"The only politician worth anything is one who laughs at my jokes!"

"Politics? Just another game to dominate."

"Politics is where I'll take over the world."

"Politics is where you say one thing and do another, which is basically my entire life."

"Politics is the art of saying nice things and doing bad things."