Politics Quotes
Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.
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"I've worked my entire life to destroy the environment."Mr. Burns
"The working class—what a delightful burden."Mr. Burns
"The masses exist to serve my purposes."Mr. Burns
"Politics is a dirty game, and I want no part of it."Groundskeeper Willie
"Politics divides people. Honest work brings 'em together."Groundskeeper Willie
"Politics is like bartending: everyone lies and nobody leaves happy."Moe Szyslak
"This one's for the Gipper."Ralph Wiggum
"Politics is about who has the most power."Nelson Muntz
"Politics is boring. Give me a beer and I'm entertained."Barney Gumble
"Politics should be about serving the public good, not personal gain."Ned Flanders
"Politics should reflect the values of the community it serves."Ned Flanders
"Politics? That's just organized chaos."Itchy and Scratchy
"Politics is just organized violence with rules."Itchy and Scratchy
"Politics is where money buys truth."Mr. Burns
"Politics is the art of telling lies convincingly."Bart Simpson
"Politics and bartending: both full of lies and drunk people."Moe Szyslak
"Politics is like bartending: you smile and nod while people ruin themselves."Moe Szyslak
"I vote according to my Christian conscience."Ned Flanders
"Vote your conscience, guided by Christian values."Ned Flanders
"Politics mean nothing to the innocent"Maggie Simpson
"Politics divides, love unites"Maggie Simpson
"Politics is a game for people who don't drink enough."Barney Gumble
"Politics means choosing which side gets hit the hardest."Itchy and Scratchy
"Politics is just polite violence with a suit on."Itchy and Scratchy
"Politics - it's just show business for ugly people!"Krusty the Clown
"Politics and show business - same game, different costumes!"Krusty the Clown
"Politics is simply a game with higher stakes and better rewards."Mr. Burns
"Politics are a drag, man."Bart Simpson
"Politics happens above my head"Maggie Simpson
"Democracy requires participation from everyone."Marge Simpson