Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

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"I've worked my entire life to destroy the environment."
Mr. Burns
M
"The working class—what a delightful burden."
Mr. Burns
M
"The masses exist to serve my purposes."
Mr. Burns
G
"Politics is a dirty game, and I want no part of it."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Politics divides people. Honest work brings 'em together."
Groundskeeper Willie
M
"Politics is like bartending: everyone lies and nobody leaves happy."
Moe Szyslak
R
"This one's for the Gipper."
Ralph Wiggum
N
"Politics is about who has the most power."
Nelson Muntz
B
"Politics is boring. Give me a beer and I'm entertained."
Barney Gumble
N
"Politics should be about serving the public good, not personal gain."
Ned Flanders
N
"Politics should reflect the values of the community it serves."
Ned Flanders
I
"Politics? That's just organized chaos."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Politics is just organized violence with rules."
Itchy and Scratchy
M
"Politics is where money buys truth."
Mr. Burns
B
"Politics is the art of telling lies convincingly."
Bart Simpson
M
"Politics and bartending: both full of lies and drunk people."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Politics is like bartending: you smile and nod while people ruin themselves."
Moe Szyslak
N
"I vote according to my Christian conscience."
Ned Flanders
N
"Vote your conscience, guided by Christian values."
Ned Flanders
M
"Politics mean nothing to the innocent"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Politics divides, love unites"
Maggie Simpson
B
"Politics is a game for people who don't drink enough."
Barney Gumble
I
"Politics means choosing which side gets hit the hardest."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Politics is just polite violence with a suit on."
Itchy and Scratchy
K
"Politics - it's just show business for ugly people!"
Krusty the Clown
K
"Politics and show business - same game, different costumes!"
Krusty the Clown
M
"Politics is simply a game with higher stakes and better rewards."
Mr. Burns
B
"Politics are a drag, man."
Bart Simpson
M
"Politics happens above my head"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Democracy requires participation from everyone."
Marge Simpson