Politics Quotes
Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.
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"Politics is the art of negotiating for the common good."Bumblebee Man
"Politics is complicated and nobody really wins."Carl Carlson
"Politics affects everyone whether you pay attention or not."Carl Carlson
"The legal system is a magnificent game for those clever enough to play it."Sideshow Bob
"Politics divides, but my allegiance to Mr. Burns is bipartisan."Smithers
"Politics are as messy as our makeup after crying."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"I believe that power should rest in the hands of the few."Waylon Smithers
"Politics is just people trying to be right."Lenny Leonard
"Politics divides, but people unite."Lenny Leonard
"The American people deserve to know what I think they should know."Kent Brockman
"I live by one simple rule: if it sells newspapers, it's newsworthy."Kent Brockman
"Politics divides the hive, but duty unites it."Bumblebee Man
"Political change starts with individuals taking action."Carl Carlson
"Change starts when one person says 'enough is enough.'"Carl Carlson
"Politics demands principled stands regardless of opposition."Smithers
"Politics requires choosing principles over convenience."Smithers
"Politics is for people with too much time on their hands."Groundskeeper Willie
"Politics corrupts everything it touches."Groundskeeper Willie
"Politics is a con game for idiots."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Politicians are corrupt, like everyone else."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Politics can be messy, but democracy is worth defending."Chief Wiggum
"Good governance requires wisdom and compassion."Chief Wiggum
"Politics requires wisdom and moral clarity."Waylon Smithers
"Politics is the art of compromise."Waylon Smithers
"Politics makes my head hurt."Lenny Leonard
"Politicians don't understand regular people."Lenny Leonard
"Get involved in your community."Lenny Leonard
"Politics divides bees, but honey unites them."Bumblebee Man
"Politics divides, but laughter unites everyone."Bumblebee Man
"Politics? I run this school like a dictator."Nelson Muntz