Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

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"Politics would work better if politicians understood filing systems."
Hermes
P
"I hate these filthy Neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand."
Professor Farnsworth
P
"Politics is the art of the possible compromise."
Professor Farnsworth
L
"Sometimes you have to stand up against the system."
Leela
F
"Politics is all about knowing how far you can bend without breaking."
Flexo
F
"Politics is the art of bending without breaking your principles."
Flexo
B
"Politics is a scam, but at least it's honest about it."
Bender
H
"Politics is about making the right decisions for everyone."
Hermes
H
"Political systems work best with participation."
Hermes
A
"Politics affects everyone, so we must stay informed."
Amy Wong
A
"Politics shapes the world our children will inherit."
Amy Wong
Z
"Politics is a popularity contest, which explains why I'm not elected to anything."
Zoidberg
P
"Politics is a beautiful thing: completely irrational and entirely predictable."
Professor Farnsworth
F
"Politics is just advanced bending with consequences."
Flexo
F
"Politics is the art of knowing when to give in."
Flexo
L
"Politics are complicated, but the truth is always worth seeking."
Leela
L
"Politics are about power, but ethics should guide that power."
Leela
F
"I don't understand politics, but I know what's fair."
Fry
F
"Politics should be about helping people, not power."
Fry
C
"Politics is all lies and everybody's crooked."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"Politics is a con game where everybody loses but the winners."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
H
"Politics is the art of choosing between bad and worse."
Hermes
H
"Politics requires compromise and compassion."
Hermes
M
"Politics is too complicated for me to understand."
Meatwad
B
"Politics: a beautiful dance of lies and power."
Bender
Z
"Politics is the art of disappointing everyone fairly."
Zoidberg
P
"Politics: where the truly incompetent shine."
Professor Farnsworth
M
"Politics matters because it affects how people live."
Meatwad
M
"Politics is a game where everybody loses."
Master Shake
M
"Politics is a mess best avoided entirely."
Master Shake