Politics Quotes

"The American public is like Pavlov's dog. If you ring a bell, they'll do what the government wants them to do."

"The difference between a democratic politician and a dictator is that a democratic politician is more careful about his appearance."

"The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

"The American public will accept any amount of violence in the name of entertainment."

"In the theater, the truth is beautiful; in politics, it's dangerous."

"When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it."

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

"I think the reason we have the Second Amendment is because the Founders believed in revolution."

"I'm paying so much in taxes I don't know if I'm working for the government or the government is working for me."

"The only certainty in politics is change."

"Politics is the art of compromise, or it's the failure of it."

"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money."

"Politics is the art of making people believe you're serving them."

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, imagining it where it doesn't exist"

"I never vote for anybody. I always vote against."

"I have neither given nor received money for my vote, but I have received money for my principles."

"Politics is the art of compromise."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."

"Politics would be a lot better if politicians spent less time campaigning and more time listening."

"I suppose I could run for president. All you have to do is shake hands, kiss babies, and lie like a rug."

"You can't trust politicians. They promise you everything and deliver nothing."

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's not the best politics."

"Capitalism is the only system that transforms self-interest into the interest of society."

"Politics should serve the people"

"Civic duty shapes society"

"The politics of comedy is that it reveals what society wants to hide."

"Politics divides; humor unites."

"As I grow older, I find that about 90% of politics is deciding whom to blame."

"Politics shapes the world we live in."