Relationships Quotes

"People are more important than problems. Always remember that."

"The most important relationship is the one you have with yourself."

"Relationships thrive when both people choose presence."

"Relationships are mirrors for personal growth."

"Relationships require constant work. Nothing good comes easy."

"My wife likes to buy things. I like to think. I'm not sure that's the best arrangement."

"The most important thing is the person sitting next to you."

"What matters is how you treat people."

"The best thing about life is the people in it."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, but they'll remember how you made them feel."

"I wanted to talk about what I've observed in relationships and in people's lives."

"The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you."

"The person in front of you is always more important than the person on the phone."

"Relationships require honesty, even the brutal kind."

"The relationships we nurture are what give our lives meaning."

"I've been married so long, I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco."

"Marriage is a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"My husband and I have an arrangement - he doesn't understand me and I don't try to understand him."

"I've realized that the best marriages are based on laughter, not love - although ideally both."

"Relationships require honesty, vulnerability, and consistent effort."

"Relationships are the mirrors in which we see ourselves."

"I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'Somewhere I can get a good signal.'"

"My wife is always telling me I need to be more romantic. I said, 'Honey, I'm romantic. I cried at our wedding.' She said, 'You were crying about the caterer's bill.'"

"My marriage is like a deck of cards. We started with two hearts and a diamond. Now I'm looking for a club and a spade."

"I tried to be romantic. I set up candles everywhere, music playing softly. My wife walked in and said, 'Why are you paying attention to the house?'"

"My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said."

"My wife is so controlling, she doesn't let me use the bathroom without her permission. I'm an adult!"

"My wife wanted a big wedding. I said, 'Why? It's just one day.' She said, 'Exactly.'"

"My wife said, 'I've had it with your complaining.' I said, 'Finally, something we agree on.'"

"My wife wanted to know if I loved her. I said, 'Of course.' She said, 'You're just saying that.' I said, 'You're right, I'm lying.'"