Relationships Quotes

"Connection is what we're all really after, whether we admit it or not."

"My marriage is like a deck of cards. We started with two hearts and a diamond. Now I need a club and a spade."

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. She followed me all day yesterday just because I said I was going to the gym."

"I said to my wife, 'What's for dinner?' She said, 'Surprise me.' So I booked us a hotel room."

"I said to my wife, 'Why are you always sad?' She said, 'Because I married you.'"

"My wife asked, 'Do you love me?' I said, 'Sure.' She said, 'Why don't you ever say it?' I said, 'Why repeat myself?'"

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"The secret of dealing with a woman is to be careful, be kind, and above all, be grateful."

"If you want to test a relationship, go on a trip together."

"Never love a woman you can't afford to lose to yourself."

"Relationships are like a garden. They require time, attention, and care to flourish."

"Relationships require vulnerability and trust."

"There's nothing more important than good food and good company, except maybe a good argument."

"The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has taken place."

"The most important thing in any relationship is trust. That, and a good sense of humor."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other; perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."

"Vulnerability is what makes us human and connects us to each other."

"The relationships that sustain us are the ones based on mutual respect and laughter."

"The number one way to stop an unwanted kiss is to bite the person."

"Communication is the most important thing in any relationship."

"The most important thing in any relationship is honesty."

"I've learned that the most important things in life are people, not things."

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle, but sometimes you need the bicycle to get away."

"I've been married so long that when I think I have an original thought, it turns out to be something George said years ago."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, each player holds two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

"Sometimes a man's best friend is his dog, but the dog usually gets tired of waiting for him to come home."

"Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight about it."