Relationships Quotes

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, you have two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

"Relationships require three things: patience, honesty, and a sense of humor"

"Good women are hard to find, but bad women are everywhere."

"The only way to handle a woman is to take her in your arms or take up arms against her."

"Good women are hard to find and harder to leave."

"I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them very much."

"The most important thing in life is not what you have, but who you have."

"I treated my career like a love affair—with passion and commitment."

"The greatest gift you can give someone is your time and attention."

"Marriage is a partnership built on trust, respect, and laughter."

"True wealth is measured not in dollars, but in relationships."

"Don't go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

"I believe in long engagements. They give people a chance to know each other better."

"We all need someone to lean on."

"Relationships require trust and honesty."

"Marriage is the most wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

"Attempt to get a man to like you by liking him, and you'll wind up disliking yourself."

"Relationships are like gardens; they require constant care and attention to flourish."

"All's fair in love and war"

"Hold tight to what matters"

"A man in the house is worth two in the street."

"A hard man is good to find."

"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else."

"I want no women in my life, yet I like all women."

"A kiss may be just a kiss, but it can mean everything."

"A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night."

"Some people are like leeches; they drain you and never give back."

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."

"I have always been rather fond of my fellow man, but I seem to have a talent for choosing the wrong ones."

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"