Relationships Quotes
Connection, conflict, and everything in between. What our bonds with others teach us about ourselves.
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"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them laugh."Gracie Allen
"In marriage, it's important that you argue and reconcile. If you never argue, you never reconcile, and you never make up, which is the best part."Gracie Allen
"I've been married to George for years, and the secret is that he still surprises me. Usually with something I forgot to tell him to do."Gracie Allen
"Relationships require trust and communication."Red Skelton
"Nurture your relationships."Red Skelton
"The only real way to complain is to complain to the right person."Fred Allen
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"Jack Benny
"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."Jack Benny
"The secret to a long marriage is separate bathrooms and a sense of humor."Jack Benny
"People are more important than anything."Lucille Ball
"The greatest gift you can give someone is your time and attention."Bob Hope
"Life's greatest treasures are relationships, not possessions."Bob Hope
"Sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."George Burns
"Success doesn't mean much if you can't share it with someone."George Burns
"The secret of a happy marriage is understanding, patience, and a good sense of humor."George Burns
"The secret to a happy marriage is finding someone you can argue with without yelling."Gracie Allen
"The most important relationship you'll ever have is with yourself."Gracie Allen
"A man in the house is worth two in the street."Mae West
"All the men that I've known have made me what I am today."Mae West
"It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men."Mae West
"I'm the kind of woman that men want to marry, not just to marry."Mae West
"The secret to a good relationship is laughter."Red Skelton
"A man's home is his castle, but his wife holds the deed."Jack Benny
"The key to a successful relationship is to never run out of things to argue about."Jack Benny
"A good relationship is about balance, not perfection."Jack Benny
"What do you do when your only love leaves you? You die a little inside."Lucille Ball
"The best relationships are built on truth and laughter."Lucille Ball
"I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them very much."Bob Hope
"Relationships require effort, but the rewards are immeasurable."Bob Hope
"A man's got to take care of his health and his woman, not necessarily in that order."George Burns