Science Quotes
Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.
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"Science and reason are the only reliable guides in this chaotic universe."Sideshow Bob
"Science explains the universe, but not why I love Mr. Burns."Smithers
"Science proves that unrequited love is a form of insanity."Smithers
"Science can't explain why we stay in these relationships."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Science explains the world, but wonder makes it beautiful."Lenny Leonard
"Science is cool, but mystery is cooler."Lenny Leonard
"Science tells us many things, most of which I will misreport."Kent Brockman
"Science explains why we buzz the way we do."Bumblebee Man
"Science teaches us to question everything we think we know."Carl Carlson
"Science is humanity's greatest tool for understanding the universe."Carl Carlson
"Science and reason illuminate the path forward."Smithers
"Science reveals the mechanisms underlying reality."Smithers
"I dinnae understand science, but I understand soil."Groundskeeper Willie
"Science explains how things work, but experience teaches why."Groundskeeper Willie
"Science and reason are humanity's greatest achievements, after Shakespeare, of course."Sideshow Bob
"Science provides the methods; passion provides the motivation."Sideshow Bob
"Science can't explain why our lives are so terrible."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Science can't fix our personalities."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Science and common sense should go hand in hand."Chief Wiggum
"Numbers don't lie, but they can be misunderstood."Chief Wiggum
"Understanding how things work is fascinating."Chief Wiggum
"Scientific progress benefits all of mankind."Waylon Smithers
"Science unlocks the mysteries of existence."Waylon Smithers
"Science rules... or something."Lenny Leonard
"I don't understand science."Carl Carlson
"Science explains why I buzz, but magic explains why I fly."Bumblebee Man
"Science says I shouldn't fly, but I do anyway."Bumblebee Man
"Science? More like boring!"Nelson Muntz
"Science advances when people are properly informed."Kent Brockman
"Science explains the world, but it cannae explain why pipes burst in winter."Groundskeeper Willie