Science Quotes

Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.

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"Science and reason are the only reliable guides in this chaotic universe."
Sideshow Bob
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"Science explains the universe, but not why I love Mr. Burns."
Smithers
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"Science proves that unrequited love is a form of insanity."
Smithers
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"Science can't explain why we stay in these relationships."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Science explains the world, but wonder makes it beautiful."
Lenny Leonard
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"Science is cool, but mystery is cooler."
Lenny Leonard
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"Science tells us many things, most of which I will misreport."
Kent Brockman
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"Science explains why we buzz the way we do."
Bumblebee Man
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"Science teaches us to question everything we think we know."
Carl Carlson
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"Science is humanity's greatest tool for understanding the universe."
Carl Carlson
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"Science and reason illuminate the path forward."
Smithers
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"Science reveals the mechanisms underlying reality."
Smithers
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"I dinnae understand science, but I understand soil."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Science explains how things work, but experience teaches why."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Science and reason are humanity's greatest achievements, after Shakespeare, of course."
Sideshow Bob
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"Science provides the methods; passion provides the motivation."
Sideshow Bob
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"Science can't explain why our lives are so terrible."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Science can't fix our personalities."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Science and common sense should go hand in hand."
Chief Wiggum
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"Numbers don't lie, but they can be misunderstood."
Chief Wiggum
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"Understanding how things work is fascinating."
Chief Wiggum
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"Scientific progress benefits all of mankind."
Waylon Smithers
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"Science unlocks the mysteries of existence."
Waylon Smithers
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"Science rules... or something."
Lenny Leonard
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"I don't understand science."
Carl Carlson
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"Science explains why I buzz, but magic explains why I fly."
Bumblebee Man
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"Science says I shouldn't fly, but I do anyway."
Bumblebee Man
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"Science? More like boring!"
Nelson Muntz
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"Science advances when people are properly informed."
Kent Brockman
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"Science explains the world, but it cannae explain why pipes burst in winter."
Groundskeeper Willie