Science Quotes
Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.
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"Science is just nerd stuff in disguise."Nelson Muntz
"Science is just another nerd conspiracy."Nelson Muntz
"Science says alcohol kills brain cells. I say it kills my worries."Barney Gumble
"Science is cool, but beer is cooler."Barney Gumble
"Science and faith need not be in conflict, if approached with proper understanding."Ned Flanders
"Science reveals the mechanisms of God's creation."Ned Flanders
"Science explains how I survive impossible situations."Itchy and Scratchy
"Goo goo goo ga ga"Maggie Simpson
"Science rules, especially when it explodes."Bart Simpson
"Science explains why my pranks work."Bart Simpson
"Science says I should quit this job. Science is right."Moe Szyslak
"The walls are made of asbestos."Ralph Wiggum
"Science and faith need not be at odds with one another."Ned Flanders
"Science and scripture can both lead to truth."Ned Flanders
"Science explains the wonder we feel"Maggie Simpson
"Science is the study of what happens when you mix explosives."Itchy and Scratchy
"Science has no limits when applied to hurting mice."Itchy and Scratchy
"Science? That's for nerds. Showbiz is the real science!"Krusty the Clown
"Every scientific theory is an educated guess until proven otherwise."Lisa Simpson
"Science explains the world, but wonder keeps it magical."Lisa Simpson
"Science exists to serve my interests, nothing more."Mr. Burns
"Science should develop weapons, not cures."Mr. Burns
"Science rules!"Bart Simpson
"Science is just discovering the world"Maggie Simpson
"Science explains why things work"Maggie Simpson
"Understanding how things work expands our minds."Marge Simpson
"Science? That's for eggheads and nerds."Moe Szyslak
"Science is just guessing with numbers."Moe Szyslak
"Science and faith can walk hand-in-hand, diddly-diddly."Ned Flanders
"Science explores God's creation in wonderful ways."Ned Flanders