Science Quotes

"Science and observation go hand in hand."

"Science explains why we're so miserable."

"Science proves the universe is hostile."

"Science has given us many gifts, primarily in the field of weaponry."

"Science explains the universe; revenge explains my life."

"Science tells us that dedication increases productivity by 47.3 percent."

"Science proves that organization increases efficiency exponentially."

"I'm no doctor, but I am a huge fan of science."

"Science is cool, but people are cooler."

"Science explains the mysteries of our world."

"Is butter a carb?"

"Science? More like science fiction for nerds."

"Science confirms what I already know."

"Science confirms I'm always right."

"Science is fine, but common sense will serve ye better."

"Science must serve humanity, no' replace common sense."

"Science explains the world, but it don't explain the heart."

"Science is just trying to prove what we already know."

"Science is great, but have they invented a hangover cure yet?"

"Science reveals the wonders of creation."

"Science and faith need not be at odds."

"Science schmience - did science ever make anyone laugh? No, but I do!"

"Science is for the nerds who couldn't make people laugh if they tried!"

"Science proves I'm scientifically superior."

"Science proves I'm the apex predator."

"Science explains things, but not the important things like why we exist."

"Science serves capital, not truth."

"Science is all well and good, but common sense beats it every time."

"Science explains the world, but it doesnae explain the heart."

"In science, we call this state of mind 'drunk and unemployed'."