Science Quotes

Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.

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"Science says alcohol is bad for you, but I'm not a scientist."
Barney Gumble
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"Science proves that cats always land on their feet - unless they're falling."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Science proves slapstick is universal."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Science and faith don't have to be at odds."
Lisa Simpson
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"Science? I leave that to the lab coat guys."
Krusty the Clown
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"Science? I'm a science experiment in survival."
Krusty the Clown
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"Science class is cool when there's explosions."
Bart Simpson
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"Science! That's what we use to build better weapons."
Mr. Burns
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"Science explains why bending works; I perfect it."
Flexo
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"Science proves I'm right about bending."
Flexo
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"Sometimes the best discoveries come from asking questions nobody else thinks to ask."
Amy Wong
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"Science is the pursuit of understanding."
Amy Wong
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"Science helps us understand the mysteries of the universe."
Lisa Simpson
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"Science proves that pain is hilariously funny."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"The science of suffering is my specialty."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Science rules!"
Bart Simpson
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"Science is just trying to understand God's work."
Hermes
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"Science rules!"
Zoidberg
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"I'm a man of science, but not a smart man."
Zoidberg
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"I think science helps us understand the world better."
Marge Simpson
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"Science helps us understand the 'why' behind things."
Marge Simpson
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"Science cannot move forward without heaps of corpses."
Professor Farnsworth
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"Every problem can be solved with enough science and explosives."
Professor Farnsworth
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"The greatest enemy of science is ignorance."
Professor Farnsworth
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"Science demands evidence, not faith."
Professor Farnsworth
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"A good experiment is worth the risk of death."
Professor Farnsworth
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"Science is the answer to everything."
Amy Wong
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"There's beauty in scientific discovery."
Amy Wong
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"Science is the study of why things bend the way they do."
Flexo
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"Science gives us the tools, but wisdom tells us how to use them."
Leela