Science Quotes
Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.
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"Science says alcohol is bad for you, but I'm not a scientist."Barney Gumble
"Science proves that cats always land on their feet - unless they're falling."Itchy and Scratchy
"Science proves slapstick is universal."Itchy and Scratchy
"Science and faith don't have to be at odds."Lisa Simpson
"Science? I leave that to the lab coat guys."Krusty the Clown
"Science? I'm a science experiment in survival."Krusty the Clown
"Science class is cool when there's explosions."Bart Simpson
"Science! That's what we use to build better weapons."Mr. Burns
"Science explains why bending works; I perfect it."Flexo
"Science proves I'm right about bending."Flexo
"Sometimes the best discoveries come from asking questions nobody else thinks to ask."Amy Wong
"Science is the pursuit of understanding."Amy Wong
"Science helps us understand the mysteries of the universe."Lisa Simpson
"Science proves that pain is hilariously funny."Itchy and Scratchy
"The science of suffering is my specialty."Itchy and Scratchy
"Science rules!"Bart Simpson
"Science is just trying to understand God's work."Hermes
"Science rules!"Zoidberg
"I'm a man of science, but not a smart man."Zoidberg
"I think science helps us understand the world better."Marge Simpson
"Science helps us understand the 'why' behind things."Marge Simpson
"Science cannot move forward without heaps of corpses."Professor Farnsworth
"Every problem can be solved with enough science and explosives."Professor Farnsworth
"The greatest enemy of science is ignorance."Professor Farnsworth
"Science demands evidence, not faith."Professor Farnsworth
"A good experiment is worth the risk of death."Professor Farnsworth
"Science is the answer to everything."Amy Wong
"There's beauty in scientific discovery."Amy Wong
"Science is the study of why things bend the way they do."Flexo
"Science gives us the tools, but wisdom tells us how to use them."Leela