Science Quotes

"Science explains the world, but doesn't explain everything."

"Science don't explain why my life sucks."

"Science can't explain why my life's such a mess."

"Science without ethics is destruction."

"Science gives us understanding; wisdom teaches us humility."

"Science is weird, but I like weird."

"Science is trying to understand how stuff works."

"Science explains how things work; bending makes them work differently."

"Science has taught me that most things are better with tentacles."

"Science is humanity's greatest tool and greatest danger."

"Science without ethics is just destruction with a pen."

"Oh my, yes! Wonderful! But it makes no sense!"

"I'm afraid I'm something of a scientist myself."

"I'm a man of science! But I'm also a man of very limited means."

"I'm really not sure that's scientifically possible."

"The fact of the matter is, I may have accidentally invented a machine that destroys all life."

"Aha! I found the solution: more science!"

"Science is cool because you get to figure stuff out."

"Science is just a bunch of smart people making things complicated."

"Science is the reason we have cool stuff."

"Science says I shouldn't drink and bend, but science can kiss my shiny metal ass."

"Science explains some stuff, but not everything."

"Science is cool until you have to do the math."

"Science explains why things don't work the way you thought they would."

"Science is just controlled confusion with documentation."

"Science would be great if scientists would just listen to me more often."

"Scientists keep proving what I already knew through experience and stubbornness."

"Science explains the world, but wonder makes it worth exploring."

"Science reveals the world's mysteries, but doesn't ruin them."

"Science explains things, but it doesn't make them better."