Science Quotes

Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.

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"Science and heart can work together."
Leela
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"The whole reason we eat is so we don't die. And now that we're not gonna die, we don't have to eat."
Homer Simpson
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"Science suggests I should have given up by now."
Zoidberg
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"Science cannot explain the mystery of my existence."
Zoidberg
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"Science proves that organization leads to better results."
Hermes
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"Why can't you sciencemen ever just do what I ask?"
Professor Farnsworth
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"Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins movie endings!"
Professor Farnsworth
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"Science is both our greatest tool and our greatest curse."
Professor Farnsworth
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"Science and love aren't mutually exclusive."
Amy Wong
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"Science has answers, but it requires asking the right questions."
Amy Wong
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"Science is about discovering truth."
Leela
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"The science of bending is ninety percent confidence and ten percent titanium."
Flexo
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"Science proves what I know instinctively - bending works."
Flexo
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"Can I test your hypothesis? I'm very good at that."
Fry
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"I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb"
Homer Simpson
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"Science and numbers - now that's a beautiful thing, mon."
Hermes
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"Science reveals the truth through careful observation and data."
Hermes
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"I'm not just a girl, I'm a science girl!"
Amy Wong
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"Science isn't just formulas; it's a way of understanding everything."
Amy Wong
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"Science gives us the tools to make sense of everything."
Amy Wong
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"Science is the greatest pursuit, second only to eating and complaining."
Zoidberg
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"The human form is absolutely baffling—so few orifices, so little slime."
Zoidberg
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"Science interests me greatly, particularly the study of rejection."
Zoidberg
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"Science demands experimentation. Even if that means risking the lives of my employees."
Professor Farnsworth
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"I've solved the universe's greatest mysteries through science."
Professor Farnsworth
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"Science proves that bending is the answer to everything."
Flexo
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"Science proves that bending is evolution."
Flexo
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"Science explains the world, but wonder keeps us alive."
Leela
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"Science helps us understand the universe, but wonder keeps us young."
Leela
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"I don't understand science very well."
Fry