Science Quotes

Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.

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"Science rules everything around me."
Dr. Krieger
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"Science fiction is just science waiting to happen."
Dr. Krieger
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"Science can't explain why I'm this amazing."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Science explains nothing about my appeal."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Science is proof that we're always learning and always wrong."
Hannibal Buress
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"Science proves that everything we believe is probably wrong."
Hannibal Buress
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"Science explains everything except why people are the way they are."
Pete Hornberger
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"Science keeps proving that everything we like is bad for us."
Pete Hornberger
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"Science proves that treating yo'self is good for you."
Treat Yo'Self
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"Science shows that treating yo'self reduces stress."
Treat Yo'Self
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"Science has answers, unlike most people in this office."
Cyril Figgis
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"I don't know science, but I know how to have a good time scientifically."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Science proves that parties are good for you."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Science and faith are not mutually exclusive."
Kenneth Parcell
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"Science is the only thing that makes sense, which is why nothing does."
Ray Gillette
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"Science is the only thing worth believing in, and it's all falling apart."
Ray Gillette
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"Science rules. Everything else is just noise."
Dr. Krieger
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"I find your lack of scientific curiosity disturbing."
Dr. Krieger
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"The human body is just a biological machine waiting to be upgraded."
Dr. Krieger
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"Science explains the world, but it doesn't explain everything."
Pam Poovey
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"Science and wonder don't have to be mutually exclusive."
Pam Poovey
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"Science proves that treating yo'self reduces stress."
Treat Yo'Self
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"Science explains why you're awkward, but doesn't fix it."
Hannibal Buress
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"Science proves that most of what we do is pointless."
Hannibal Buress
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"Science is just organized guessing."
Malory Archer
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"Science is just asking questions and being willing to be wrong."
Ray Gillette
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"Science is humanity's conversation with the universe."
Ray Gillette
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"Science explains everything except why I'm like this."
Cyril Figgis
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"I'm not a real doctor, but I am a doctor."
Dr. Krieger
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"The pursuit of science requires dedication bordering on obsession."
Dr. Krieger