Science Quotes

"I don't do emotions, I document them."

"The mind is the most fascinating organism to study."

"Science is cool, but I prefer practical applications."

"Science explains the 'how', but life explains the 'why'."

"Science explains everything except why I keep making the same mistakes."

"Science is just a bunch of theories that might be wrong tomorrow."

"Science says I'm the most attractive news anchor in Quahog."

"Science confirms I'm a phenomenon."

"Science is just magic that's been proven."

"Science keeps proving that my instincts are right."

"Science explains the world, and that's giggity."

"Science reveals the mysteries of existence, giggity."

"Science explains the universe, but it can't explain everything about the heart."

"Science and wonder aren't mutually exclusive."

"Science explains why we cluck and why it works."

"Science explains the mysteries, but it don't explain my charm."

"Science fiction is just science fact waiting to happen."

"Science explains the world, but it doesn't explain feelings."

"Science is just a fancy way of saying 'I don't know.'"

"Science explains the 'how,' but not the 'why should I care.'"

"Science teaches us to question everything."

"Science shows us the wonder of the universe, giggity."

"Science has no explanation for how perfect I am."

"Science backs up my approach to organization."

"Science explains why things work."

"Science explains the how; faith explains the why."

"Science explains the world; alcohol helps you cope with the explanations."

"The universe is infinitely complex, and so is getting drunk responsibly."

"Science says I should drink less, but what does science know?"

"Science can't explain how I tolerate you all."