Science Quotes

Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.

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"Science explains the world, but faith explains the soul."
Mort Goldman
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"Science reveals the mysteries of the universe."
Mort Goldman
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"Science explains the wonders of the world, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Science and wonder go hand in hand, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Science proves what I already know through intuition."
Tom Tucker
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"Science is the pursuit of truth through observation and reason."
Brian Griffin
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"Science answers 'how,' philosophy answers 'why.'"
Brian Griffin
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"Science cannot fully explain why I'm so large."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Science proves that bawking releases endorphins."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Science explains how, but not why."
Sterling Archer
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"Science teaches us to question everything."
Lois Griffin
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"Science gives us answers, but also more questions."
Lois Griffin
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"Science rules. I rule. Therefore, science is my bitch."
Stewie Griffin
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"Science is the only religion worth believing in."
Stewie Griffin
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"Science helps us understand how the world works."
Mort Goldman
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"Science and faith don't have to be in conflict."
Mort Goldman
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"Science proves that even atoms matter."
Meg Griffin
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"Science explains the mysteries of life, and that's wonderful!"
Glenn Quagmire
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"Science reveals the magic of the universe."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Science explains the world, but charm explains ratings."
Tom Tucker
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"Scientific method requires patience - I skip that step."
Tom Tucker
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"Science can't explain everything - sometimes you just gotta feel it."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Science explains the how, but spirit explains the why."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Science and reason are the best tools we have for understanding the world."
Brian Griffin
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"Science is just humanity's attempt to understand the universe."
Brian Griffin
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"Science helps us understand the world and our place in it."
Lois Griffin
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"Science tells you things work; I make things work through willpower."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Science is the art of making things explode properly."
Stewie Griffin
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"Science can't explain why I'm so unlucky."
Meg Griffin
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"Science proves I'm neurotic."
Meg Griffin