Science Quotes
Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.
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"Science explains the world, but faith explains the soul."Mort Goldman
"Science reveals the mysteries of the universe."Mort Goldman
"Science explains the wonders of the world, giggity."Glenn Quagmire
"Science and wonder go hand in hand, giggity."Glenn Quagmire
"Science proves what I already know through intuition."Tom Tucker
"Science is the pursuit of truth through observation and reason."Brian Griffin
"Science answers 'how,' philosophy answers 'why.'"Brian Griffin
"Science cannot fully explain why I'm so large."Ernie the Giant Chicken
"Science proves that bawking releases endorphins."Ernie the Giant Chicken
"Science explains how, but not why."Sterling Archer
"Science teaches us to question everything."Lois Griffin
"Science gives us answers, but also more questions."Lois Griffin
"Science rules. I rule. Therefore, science is my bitch."Stewie Griffin
"Science is the only religion worth believing in."Stewie Griffin
"Science helps us understand how the world works."Mort Goldman
"Science and faith don't have to be in conflict."Mort Goldman
"Science proves that even atoms matter."Meg Griffin
"Science explains the mysteries of life, and that's wonderful!"Glenn Quagmire
"Science reveals the magic of the universe."Glenn Quagmire
"Science explains the world, but charm explains ratings."Tom Tucker
"Scientific method requires patience - I skip that step."Tom Tucker
"Science can't explain everything - sometimes you just gotta feel it."Ernie the Giant Chicken
"Science explains the how, but spirit explains the why."Ernie the Giant Chicken
"Science and reason are the best tools we have for understanding the world."Brian Griffin
"Science is just humanity's attempt to understand the universe."Brian Griffin
"Science helps us understand the world and our place in it."Lois Griffin
"Science tells you things work; I make things work through willpower."Jimmy Pesto
"Science is the art of making things explode properly."Stewie Griffin
"Science can't explain why I'm so unlucky."Meg Griffin
"Science proves I'm neurotic."Meg Griffin