Success Quotes

Success means different things to different people. These quotes redefine what it means to truly succeed.

25498 quotes

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"Success in broadcasting requires dedication, talent, and excellent cheekbones."
Kent Brockman
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"Success is not final, failure is not fatal; it's the coverage that counts."
Kent Brockman
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"Success is builtin' somethin' that lasts, no' somethin' that falls apart."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"If ye work hard enough, success will follow like night follows day."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Success is overrated. Failure is much more comfortable."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"We're not failures; we're just avoiding success."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"The path to success is paved with the downfall of one's enemies."
Sideshow Bob
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"Success is measured by the destruction of your enemies' happiness."
Sideshow Bob
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"Success requires dedication, intelligence, and a complete lack of conscience."
Sideshow Bob
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"The path to success is paved with overtime hours and coffee."
Waylon Smithers
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"The greatest achievements come from seamless teamwork and hierarchy."
Waylon Smithers
W
"Success whispers to those who work, not to those who dream."
Waylon Smithers
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"Success is ninety percent showing up and ten percent... being chief."
Chief Wiggum
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"Success isn't about being perfect. It's about trying really hard."
Chief Wiggum
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"Success ain't about being the best, it's about trying."
Lenny Leonard
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"I never thought I'd be successful, but here I am."
Lenny Leonard
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"Success isn't about being the smartest - it's about persistence."
Carl Carlson
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"Success is sweeter when you've struggled for it."
Carl Carlson
R
"Now I'm going to say the alphabet! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z. I did it!"
Ralph Wiggum
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"I'm a star! I got my head stuck in the trophy."
Ralph Wiggum
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"Whenever I win, everybody cheers."
Ralph Wiggum
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"Success means making others feel small."
Nelson Muntz
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"Success tastes better when someone else fails."
Nelson Muntz
K
"Success in broadcasting is all about looking good and sounding authoritative."
Kent Brockman
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"Success requires dedication, talent, and excellent elocution."
Kent Brockman
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"Ye cannae succeed without puttin' in the effort, ye lazy bugger!"
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Success requires sacrifice and unwavering determination."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Success ain't about the money, it's about doing what you love."
Moe Szyslak
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"Real success is being content with what you got."
Moe Szyslak
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"Success isn't about being rich, it's about being happy. Or drunk. Preferably both."
Barney Gumble